Funny Comeback to Say if Someone Asks You What They Should Be for Halloween

It's no secret that we love Halloween around here! From winding your way through a corn maze (make sure you take a photo that pairs nicely with these fall Instagram captions) to setting up a movie marathon featuring the best Halloween movies of all time, October is chock-full of friendly Halloween family activities that lead up to the spooky holiday.

To help you have as much fun as possible in preparation for the all those tricks and treats, we've compiled some of the best Halloween jokes that are funny enough to make a skeleton roll in his grave with laughter (and put even the best dad jokes to shame). From ghosts and goblins to witches and mummies—the whole gang is present for these jokes!

Whether you're trick-or-treating through the neighborhood or celebrating at home this year, these jokes will definitely boost the fun factor for your Halloween. Here's one of our favorites: "Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!" (ba-duhm-shh). And don't fret if you run out of Halloween jokes at the party—these pumpkin jokes and funny Halloween memes will really give 'em pumpkin to talk about!

Funny Ghost and Goblin Jokes

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  • Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
  • Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
  • Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
  • What is in a ghost's nose? Boo-gers.
  • Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn't have a haunting license.
  • Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
  • Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
  • What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
  • Why did the ghost quit studying? Because he was too ghoul for school.
  • What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
  • Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
  • How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
  • What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing? Get a broom!
  • How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back.
  • What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
  • What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car? Fasten your sheet-belts.

    Funny Mummy Jokes

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    • Why don't mummies take time off? They're afraid to unwind.
    • Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
    • What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
    • Why don't mummies have friends? Because they're too wrapped up in themselves.
    • Why couldn't the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn't spell.
    • How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
    • Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.

      Funny Vampire Jokes

      • Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
      • How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
      • What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
      • What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
      • How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
      • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
      • What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

        Funny Skeleton Jokes

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        • Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.
        • Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
        • What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
        • What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
        • Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
        • What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.
        • Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
        • Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
        • Do you know any skeleton jokes? Yes, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
        • What's a skeleton's favorite song? "Bad to the Bone."
        • Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
        • Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
        • Where did the skeleton keep his money? In the crypt-o market.

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          Funny Witch Jokes

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          • What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet.
          • What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
          • What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.
          • What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
          • What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry? She flew off the handle.
          • Why did the witch take a nap? She needed to rest a spell.
          • What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
          • What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy corns.
          • How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
          • What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts? I don't know, but it's not working.
          • What do you call a witch with a rash? An itchy-witchy.

            Funny Pumpkin Jokes

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            • Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
            • What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
            • Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
            • How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
            • What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
            • Why was the jack-o'-lantern scared? Because it had no guts.
            • Why was the gourd so gossipy? To give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
            • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
            • What does a carved pumpkin celebrate? Hollow-een.
            • Who helped the little pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.
            • What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out!
            • What's a pumpkin's favorite Western? The Gourd, the Bad, and the Ugly
            • Where does a pumpkin preach? From the pulp-it.

              Funny Zombie Jokes

              • Why don't zombies like pirates? They're too salty.
              • What's a zombie's favorite weather? Cloudy, with a chance of brain.
              • Why did the zombie become a mortician? To put food on the table.
              • What do you call zombies in pajamas? The sleepwalking dead.
              • Why aren't zombies ever arrested? They can't be captured alive.
              • What's a zombie's favorite treat? You might guess brain food, but it's actually eye candy.
              • What sea do zombies swim in? The dead sea.
              • What brand of shampoo do zombies use? Head and Shoulders.
              • Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their hands? They eat their hands separately.
              • Where do zombies live? On a dead-end street.
              • What's a zombie's favorite cheese? Zom-brie.
              • What do you call a movie about zombies finding true love? A zom-com.
              • What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaains!
              • How do you know if a zombie likes someone? They ask for seconds.

                Halloween Dad Jokes

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                • How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
                • Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
                • How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
                • I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!
                • Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo.
                • I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
                • Why don't I like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
                • What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
                • How many cannibals does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know but you really shouldn't be in the dark with a cannibal.
                • What do dentists hand out at Halloween? Candy. It's good for business.
                • Who's the scariest body builder of all time? Dr. Frankenstein.
                • Why don't werewolves ever know the time? Because they're not whenwolves.

                  More Halloween Jokes That Are Too Punny!

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                  • Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd.
                  • What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.
                  • What type of plants do well on all Hallow's Eve? Bam-BOO!
                  • Why does a witch ride a broomstick? So she can make a clean getaway.
                  • Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? They have a lot of spirit!
                  • What does the vampire's Valentine say? You're just my blood type.

                    Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes

                    • Knock Knock? Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana eat all your candy.
                    • Knock Knock? Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only Halloween.
                    • Knock Knock? Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!
                    • Knock Knock? Who's there? Ivana! Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood!
                    • Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad it's Halloween?
                    • Knock Knock? Who's there? Figs! Figs who? Figs your doorbell so I can stop knocking!
                    • Knock Knock? Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you has my candy?

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